Voicemail

[grenadesandohana]

"This is McGarrett. Text me like a normal person."

Comments

[hatesparadise]

"I'm not texting you, you schmuck. I'm going to be late, run that interview alone if you have to. I'll be there as soon as I get this wrapped up."

Phone Day!

[flourish_or_perish]

Like Faye was going to receive a message asking her if she wanted guns and ignore it, please.

you know I want as many weapons as you can find!! can you get me anything fun and explosive???

Wacky Phone Day!

[hatesparadise]

Well, that was a message that he got there.

Pretty sure you got the wrong number there. Not a kid, not interested in dating you. But best of luck.

Phone Day

[knife_bender]

Diego kind of had the feeling something was up with Danny's phone after the message he got, but he replied anyway.

I wouldn't date you if you were the last man on earth.

Wow, not only hurtful, but untrue.

Phone day

[seriesofbaddecisions]

[From here]

"I don't know what you're accusing me of, I'm not into my siblings like that either!"

Ew.

Wacky Phone Day!

[imafuturist]

Of course Tony had to respond to the sweetest voicemail he'd ever received.

"You don't have to make anything up to me, sweetheart. You're already the very best thing I could hope for in life. Get here as soon as you can so I can give you a kiss for this."

Phone Day!

[chef_chocobro]

Having received what was surely a misdirected text, Ignis would have felt terrible if he at least didn't mention something to Summer about it.

I believe your boyfriend is trying to relay something very important to you, but got me by mistake. It might behoove you to get in touch with him soon. It sounded rather..let's just say IMPORTANT.

Re: Phone Day!

[grenadesandohana]

here and here!

Re: Wacky Phone Day!

[grenadesandohana]

[here, here, and here!]

Re: Phone Day

[grenadesandohana]

[here!]

Phone Day!

[superjoanjett]

Clearly Duke was talking about the other night. And Jessica wasn't about to take crap for it.

Are you kidding me? Your boyfriend was being a whiny mess and all I did was buy you a drink. Don't drag me into your drama.

Re: Phone day

[grenadesandohana]

[OOC: To here!]

Re: Wacky Phone Day!

[grenadesandohana]

[Surely calling Faye will make this better!]

[designateddadfriend]

[from here]

is this supposed to be some kind of hint? Because puppies are cute and all but I'm not THAT LONELY

Re: Phone Day!

[grenadesandohana]

It went here!

And the follow-up phone call went here!

Re: Phone Day!

[grenadesandohana]

[here and here!

[grenadesandohana]

[here and here!]

Wacky Phone Day!

[hatesparadise]

Well, this was going to be A Thing for someone.

I think several people say that we can't have sex, actually.

Re: Wacky Phone Day!

[grenadesandohana]

Yeah, that was going to be something Steve was going to need to breathe into a bag about for a hot minute.

Fortunately he had a very sane response...to people not Danny.

[seriesofbaddecisions]

"I don't think you need a makeover. Are we rumbling on the roof now?"

[grenadesandohana]

[Here!]

[firstofitskind]

From here.

I'm not sure what I said that gave you the impression I was interested in dating??? I'm pretty taken.

Wacky Phone Day!

[ohvalleyofpenis]

WELL, SHE PICKED THE RIGHT PERSON FOR THAT ONE.

I will make sweet, passionate love to you! But I would not turn down a railing either! Now, if you could just send me a bit more information on how to find you??

[grenadesandohana]

Went to here and here.

Re: Wacky Phone Day!

[grenadesandohana]

That went here!

Wacky Phones 2021

[talentforlying]

...this was one of those days, wasn't it? Not that John minded much, really. Just increased his chances of picking someone up.

Mate, if you think we ought to be louder, I'm happy to oblige. And if that's what you're asking for, you're certainly no Puritan.

Also, he was John Constantine, and a godsdamned TROLL.

[doctorgingerspice]

Hey man, so... I got some news from home. The Burkes are all in jail, and it's officially safe for me to go back. So, I'm leaving. Today. And I just wanted to say, when I came here- I was just planning on biding my time, you know? I wasn't really looking to make friends or anything. But, uh, I'm glad we ended up friends anyway. Just. Thanks.

Phone day

[sharp_man]

Hannibal had gotten a voice message, so he was leaving a voice message.

If he sounded a bit amused, he absolutely was. He was also speaking Japanese.

"//I have no problems celebrating, but I have no idea what your special training is, 'darling'.//"

Re: Phone day

[grenadesandohana]

[Went here and here!]

[doctorgingerspice]

[from here.]

That sounds pretty serious. Maybe stop by the clinic and have someone check it out? I promise everyone there is discreet.

[grenadesandohana]

[To here!]

Wacky Phone Day!

[doesdoctorstuff]

Look, at least it had been a text, so Navaan wasn't calling people with this nonsense.

Look what me, the racoons, a 40 of Hennessey, and vandalism get up to isn't any of ur business. Unless u wanted to join us and then meet me in the basement @ 6 and bring a brick in a sock. Oh and some lube cause I sold all mine to the last guy.

Re: Wacky Phone Day!

[grenadesandohana]

[OOC: To here!

wacky phone day text message!

[carbsliftthespirit]

Hey, we still need to schedule our drug brunch!

Re: wacky phone day text message!

[grenadesandohana]

[OOC: Poor Dean]